DIALOGUE

1- ...and that's why I came home without any clothes on.
2- ...So uh, wait a sec. You said the guy was Finnish?
1- No no, Irish.
2- Oh yeah, right...
1- ...Hey, the guy was tough, alright? AND he had a gun.
2- I don't doubt he was...Hey, did this Irishman happen to have a golden tooth?
1- Well yeah. How the f-
2- And did he have a finely groomed mustache?
1- How do you know this?
2- Because he's uh, he's standin' right outside your door.
1- Holy JES- *gets pulled out of car*
3- Alright, lad. Out ya' come. *screws on silencer* Ye' thought ya' could just skip on outta' town and I wouldn't find ya', eh?
1- No, please! I won't tell anyone, I SWEAR.
3- That's right, boyo, ye' won't be tellin' anyone...*cocks pistol*
2- What are you doing? Stop!
3- You. Get back in the car, NOW.
2- Alright, alright! I ain't the guy with the gun.
3- Any last words, sonny?
1- Yeah, look behind you...
3- Those are awful queer last wo-
2- Ya' shouldn't have told me to get back in the car you filthy Irishman!
3- NNNO *gets ran over*
2- Get in, hurry!
1- Drive, DRIVE!
2- WOOOHAHAH! Yeah!
1- That was insane! Do you think he's *BAM*
2- Holy, what the?! He's shooting at us!
1- He's not dead?! *BAM BAM*
2- Ahh sh*t! This guy IS tough!
1- I told you!
2- I'm sorry I *BAM* doubted you!
1- JUST DRIVE!