F E A R S

"You traveled the world...Now you must journey
inwards...to what you really fear...it's inside
you...there is no turning back. Your parents'
death was not your fault. Your training is
nothing. The will is everything. If you make
yourself more than just a man, if you devote
yourself to an ideal, you become something
else entirely. Are you ready to begin?"

I'm afraid of myself
I'm afraid of hobos
I'm afraid of anyone and everyone from Asia
I'm afraid of being racist
I'm afraid of skinheads
I'm afraid of boys
I'm afraid of The Birds
I'm afraid of girls
I'm afraid of The Bees
I'm afraid of not being good enough
I'm afraid of death
I'm afraid of really living
I'm afraid of Italian men with baseball bats
I'm afraid of being afraid
I'm afraid of Mr. Nelson when he covers his ears and starts screaming
I'm afraid of my sarcasm
I'm afraid of "prestiging"
I'm afraid of malls
I'm afraid of the hair that grows around my belly-button
I'm afraid of moobs
I'm afraid of H20
I'm afraid of this blog